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Best and Worst Inventions

Sometimes in the middle of my day, I will stop and look at what I am doing and see what wonderful gadgets and tools I have at my disposal. Then I take a moment to thank God for those innovative and creative minds that came up with these ideas. Here are a few of my best and worst (in my personal opinion of course). Feel free to add yours.

Best Inventions:
1. carbonated drinks
2. cameras
3. heating and air conditioning
4. recording devices
5. written words and books
6. pie
7. instant messaging
8. phones
9. hot air popcorn poppers
10. air travel
11. flushing toilets
12. windows
13. toothbrushes
14. paint and dyes and tints to colour everything
15. car mirrors
16. dishwashers and washers and dryers
17. antibiotics
18. contact lenses
19. fireworks
20. electricity

Worst Inventions:
1. high heels
2. flowery air fresheners
3. sushi (sorry all my sushi-loving friends)
4. lawn ornaments
5. pornography
6. facelifts
7. gossip
8. bureaucracy
9. snow cones
10. clothing that wrinkles
11. pantyhose
12. poutine
13. bullying
14. beauty pageants
15. smoking
16. neckties

Comments

Lynn said…
Best Inventions
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Anonymous said…
i am grateful to the Lord for my washer and dryer

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